Derek Anderson Facts

topic posted Tue, September 18, 2007 - 10:29 AM by  Joey K
1. Chuck Norris fears Derek Anderson.

2. Roethlisberger wiped out on his motorcycle because he thought he heard Derek Anderson coming.

3. Art Modell moved the Browns to Baltimore in terror when Derek Anderson looked at him funny

4. Cincinnati Bengals don't get arrested. They surrender to authorities when they're afraid Derek Anderson might find them first.

5. Chad Johnson does not leap into Dawg Pounds. Chad Johnson only leaps away from Derek Anderson.

6. Jon Kitna recovers from concussions only when Derek Anderson allows it.


MORE!!! MORE!!! MORE!!!

We gotta buy a web page here, people.




posted by:
Joey K
SF Bay Area

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